September 2012
Why is Tumblr Con not a thing..? Because I would...
demonfancypants:
tartersass:
andrewbreitel:
hover to see who loves you
I hovered for so long before I realized
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
jackfrostguardian:
phunkyvanspam:
ask-kagene-rui-and-alex:
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones:
Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
Extremely Invasive Questions. GO.
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: What do you want to do when you grow up?
ASK ME
cloud-bending:
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
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xxfairy-glitterxx:
what the fuck happened to shia labeouf
he started eating people
he looks like jesus.
maybe he ATE jesus
oh my fucking god
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korras-vagina:
debtsandredledgers:
mydearestbillie:
i’m going to throw up
oh god
How many Avengers fans are there on tumblr?
violasarecool:
allaboutmolly:
nickelsissocool:
tonystarkrdj:
ASSEMBLE!
we need more notes guys COME ON
Gosh, not very many avengers, are there?
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Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
facebook friend: she gott a booty doo lol
me: what the hell is a "booty doo"
facebook friend: wen her stomack stick out more den her booty doo!! LOL
Things happening today
yorks-missing-eye:
residentfeline:
randomgeeknamedbrent:
A blue moon, a very rare occurrence.
The funeral of Niel Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon. No wonder the moon is blue, its first human friend is dead.
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kahlua-and-coconuts:
are they called pets because you pet them or is it called petting because they’re pets
kellyjellyfish:
renardchaton:
CAN BLACK PEOPLE EVEN GET SUNBURN
No man. You just get darker and darker until you turn into night and disappear.
ONLY TWO MONTHS UNTIL HALLOWEEN
la-chatte-noire:
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